January 2012
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Watching the Amanda Bynes show this religiously has been the best decision I’ve made all year
December 2011
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I feel like everyone I make eye contact with hates me deep down inside.
Even if it’s just for half a second or something.
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Arrogant people who think they are the absolute shit disgust me like no other.
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Mom: Here, I bought you some new clothes while you were at school. See if you like them.
Me: Okay.
Me: ...I don't like any of them.
Mom: Oh okay, I guess I'll just have them.
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Sometimes you can’t tell anybody how you really feel; not because you don’t know why or not because you can’t trust them, but simply because you cannot find the right words to make them understand. There are some instances in life where words are insurmountable and emotion is all you have to depend on. There is a double-edged comfort in knowing that no one really ever knows.
Girl: I'm soooo baked right now.
Boy: Lol yeah you are.
Girl is actually Pillsbury brand cinnamon rolls baked at 375 degrees and topped with delicious vanilla frosting; available at Walmart.
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Shirt tags suck. They bother me so much, and when I decide to cut them, there’s a convenient little stub.
UGH DAMN YOU ETERNAL ITCH
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no one: wow i really like you
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
cashier:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
cxzmt:
Your charm exhausts me.
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