February 2012
95 posts
Imagine Phoebe from Friends
playing smelly cats
on the voice
pure. gold.
beyoncebeytwice:
this is the ballad
of the salad
“Anything becomes interesting if you look at it long enough.”
– Gustave Flaubert (via cartographe)
I hate when people eat ice cream out of the bucket and wait for it to slightly melt and then put it back in the freezer again laskdjf;lsadjf it basically becomes a bunch of shitty flavored shit
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we’re aaaall in this together
and it shows
when we stand
hand in hand
make our dreams come truuuuuuuuuue
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For Once In My Life | Stevie Wonder
I don’t...
I’ve come to realize that tolerating other people’s shit hoping that problems will fix themselves is a waste of time. You’ll end up looking like a desperate fool while they have the time of their lives having so much power over you.
I don’t know why it took me this long to learn the lesson.
zooeyclairedeschanel:
eating every day like lent starts tomorrow
“We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and...”
– Carson McCullers (via trinadrf)
joshishollywood:
I feel like there’s a correlation between the sentiment behind the phrase “people are way too sensitive these days” and the fact that all too often it is uttered by the absolute worst kind of person
100newfears:
ᙢᗰᙢ ᙡᖺᗩ♈ᙅᖺᗩ ᔕᗩᎩ
omg
trinadrf:
ay lil mama lemme whispa in yo ear
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It is impossible to listen to this song and not...
biggestdumbestbaby:
“i’m not stressed out at all and i actually don’t want to strangle everything,”
i said through clenched teeth
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trndrf:
Zee Avi | Concrete Wall
Say what you mean
Nothing more, nothing less
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I will train my children to love Dallas Green as much as I do as soon as they’re born
Their lullabies will consist of all of his songs and they will pray to our Dallas Green shrine once when they wake up and once before they sleep
And his birthday will be a day of silence for the whole family where we will all take a moment to appreciate his existence
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trndrf:
I’m tired.
(This applies in all possible ways).
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1612th:
eating bread crumbs in front of pigeons in order to assert dominance
There’s an infinite amount of people that have told me that I could always talk to them when something’s bothering me or I just need to let things out, but when it comes down to it, they could care less and I end up becoming a nuisance.